The greatest show on earth T-Shirt

Soft Enough to Live In. Bold Enough to Say It Out Loud.

100% ring-spun cotton (153 g/m²) that's breathable, durable, and doesn't feel like cardboard. Tubular knit construction means no side seams—just a clean, flattering fit that actually stays that way. Ribbed collar and shoulder tape keep everything in place through whatever your day throws at you.

We used a tear-away label because scratchy tags are annoying, and DTG/DTF printing that gives your sarcasm that perfect vintage-distressed look. Ethically sourced, built to last, and ready for real life—washing machines, coffee spills, questionable decisions.

- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors

Good Things Take Time (But Not Too Long)

Free shipping on orders over $85 because we believe in rewarding commitment—even if it's just to sarcastic t-shirts.

Orders ship within 7 days because we're not stressed, you're not stressed, nobody's stressed. Once USPS takes over, expect delivery in 2-5 days. Track it obsessively or forget it exists entirely—both are valid coping mechanisms.

Returns:
The "Well, This Sucks" Policy

We want you to actually like what you ordered. If your shirt shows up damaged, defective, or just... wrong, we'll fix it. No corporate runaround, no guilt trips.

Here's how it works:

• Got something damaged or defective? Full refund, no dramatic explanations required.
• You've got 30 days to let us know something's off.
• Item needs to be unworn and in the same condition you received it (we can't resell your laundry).
• Email us at support@sarcasticaf.co - actual humans reply, usually with appropriate sarcasm levels.

Look, we're not a soulless mega-corporation. If something's legitimately wrong, just tell us. We're all trying to get through life without unnecessary drama.

Policy subject to change, but we'll keep it reasonable. Unlike most things in life.